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    愚人節(jié)的英語(yǔ)笑話

    時(shí)間:2021-08-15 10:36:14 英語(yǔ)寫作素材 我要投稿

    2015關(guān)于愚人節(jié)的英語(yǔ)笑話

      1.What tree is always very sad? (哪種樹總是很傷心?)

    2015關(guān)于愚人節(jié)的英語(yǔ)笑話

      答:Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)

      2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天氣?)

      答:When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

      3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么時(shí)候不愿跟隨主人?)

      答:When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場(chǎng)時(shí)。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場(chǎng) )

      4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個(gè)問題永遠(yuǎn)不能回答“是的”?)

      答:Are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎)

      5. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人節(jié)人們?yōu)槭裁雌>?)

      答:Because they have just had a long March. ( 因?yàn)樗麄儎傔^(guò)了長(zhǎng)長(zhǎng)的三月。March 三月;行軍)

      6.When can you get water with a net? (什么時(shí)候可以用網(wǎng)兜裝水?)

      答:When water is turned into ice. (當(dāng)水結(jié)成冰時(shí))

      7.Where were you when the power was cut off? 當(dāng)停電的時(shí)候你在哪?

      答:In the darkness. 在黑暗中

      8.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最長(zhǎng)的單詞是什么?

      答:Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因?yàn)閮蓚(gè)字母S中間隔了一里。

      9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么問題你只能回答“yes”?

      答:"What does y-e-s spell?" (當(dāng)別人問你)“yes”怎么拼?

      10.Why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒完沒了地吃?

      答:He's making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。

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